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SEEK & DESTROY

IT’S A GIVEN: During intercourse if a women isn’t ready yet, you can push all you want… you’re not getting in! 5 THINGS ABOUT LINCOLN

DRIVE FAST, TAKE CHANCES!

By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN: The one time you don’t pack a condom on your blind date is the one time you’ll actually need it!

THE BIRD IS THE WORD!

IT’S A GIVEN To never eat warm tuna off the food truck on Fridays! NEED A BOOST, THEN PLUME If you’ve got an extremely large

TCB

By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN That it’s ALL back wash when drinking out of the same bottle with others! SHUFFLEFLOOR Keeping it simple in

Coming To America!

IT’S A GIVEN That we talk slower to people who don’t speak English because we think it helps them understand! NO HABLA WHAT? What’s that, you

Click Click Pull

By Otto D IT’S A GIVEN While shooting a firearm most inexperienced people close their eyes before they pull the trigger! TACTICALLY DONE SFT2 Telescopic

Bugged Out!

It’s a given Just because you own a business doesn’t mean you know how to run.. a business! Nitro! Distributed only in the US is

Rapid Fire

By Otto D It’s a given Just because your finger broke through the toilet paper, doesn’t mean you just got a piece of ASS! Ice